“AYE, BITCH!” 💛⛪😂

Forget “Praise the Lord!” When Mother Pearl wants your attention, EVERYBODY in the sanctuary is about to hear it!

Straight out of the viral animated comedy series Church Mother Turf Wars, the sharp-tongued, no-nonsense leader of the Golden Ushers is bringing her signature catchphrase and larger-than-life personality straight to your wardrobe!

Dressed in her iconic bright yellow church attire and towering feathered hat, Mother Pearl knows how to command a room, enforce church-house order, and stir up a little holy confusion while she's at it!

Featuring Mother Pearl and her unforgettable “AYE, BITCH!” declaration, this statement tee is perfect for fans who appreciate outrageous church comedy, legendary one-liners, and a church mother who doesn't need a microphone to get her point across.

Whether you're calling somebody out, getting ready to handle some foolishness, or simply representing the Golden Ushers, this shirt lets everybody know you're not the one to play with!

Product Features

• Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee

• Classic, structured fit for everyday comfort

• Durable, preshrunk jersey knit

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem

• Available in multiple colors and sizes

• Original Mother Pearl character artwork

  
  

Fabric: Solid colors are 100% cotton. Fiber content varies for Sport Grey, Ash Grey, and Heather colors.

Official Church Mother Turf Wars Merchandise

An original animated comedy from FunkWave Universe | H2D Industries Entertainment, LLC.

Because sometimes “Excuse me” just ain't gonna get the job done! 😂💛