“I OBJECT, BITCH!” 💜💒

When Mother Jenkins has something to say, EVERYBODY in the sanctuary is going to hear it!

Straight out of the viral animated comedy series Church Mother Turf Wars, the fearless leader of the Purple Pew Crew is bringing her legendary attitude, outrageous objections, and unapologetic church-mother energy straight to your wardrobe!

Featuring Mother Jenkins in her signature purple church attire, extravagant purple hat, and unmistakable gold-toothed grin, this statement tee celebrates the woman who never met a church dispute she couldn't turn into a full-blown confrontation.

Whether you're defending your favorite pew, calling out somebody's foolishness, or simply making it clear that you WILL be heard, this shirt lets everybody know you're officially representing the Purple Pew Crew!

Product Features

• Gildan 5000 Unisex Classic Tee

• Classic, structured fit for everyday comfort

• Durable, preshrunk jersey knit

• Taped neck and shoulders

• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem

• Available in multiple colors and sizes

• Original Mother Jenkins character artwork

  
  

Fabric: Solid colors are 100% cotton. Fiber content varies for Sport Grey, Ash Grey, and Heather colors.

Official Church Mother Turf Wars Merchandise

An original animated comedy from FunkWave Universe | H2D Industries Entertainment, LLC.

Because when Mother Jenkins objects, the whole congregation better take notice! 😂💜